Someone put a trash bag right outside my door (which isn't near any other apartment doors). Of course, it looks like my trash. But I refuse to take it the 20 feet to the trash chute. It's a principle thing.
And when I got back from dropping Zoe off at Brian's today, the trash bag had moved....to directly NEXT to my door! Not cool, people, not cool.
You haven't won, though. I'm still not taking it to the trash.